Friday, October 3, 2008

Behold: Your personal sanctuary of holistic well-being!

Check this thing out! It's a Tranq Chair! Yes, for a mere 6 grand, you too might be able to relax!

Hopefully you'd never hafta make a quick escape from this thing, cuz it looks like those calf massagers would have you clamped in there pretty good.

I particularly like the cone of silence that goes up over your head like a convertible top. It plays music in there, so you can chill to Yanni, Live at the Acropolis if you like. Or perhaps a little Kitaro.


Kate said... there wine in there? I'm in if there's wine.

Uncle Zeke said...

If only Michael Jackson had 6k left to his name! He'd LOVE one of those. Well, if it came equipped with an oxygen tank... and a monkey... and a 10 year old boy...

Marissa said...

i want one. no, really.