Check this thing out! It's a Tranq Chair! Yes, for a mere 6 grand, you too might be able to relax!
Hopefully you'd never hafta make a quick escape from this thing, cuz it looks like those calf massagers would have you clamped in there pretty good.
I particularly like the cone of silence that goes up over your head like a convertible top. It plays music in there, so you can chill to Yanni, Live at the Acropolis if you like. Or perhaps a little Kitaro.
