Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, first it was shingles, and now I apparently have AN OLD-AGE BARNACLE on my face. Also known as seborrheic keratosis, or "Seb Ker", this is a benign growth commonly affecting us oldsters.
Thankfully, mine is tiny, and easily removable. But, still. Wikipedia calls it a "senile wart".
SUPER. As the kids would say, that's an EPIC WIN.
