At these prices, they should install defibrillators in the stores. I almost had a heart attack when they told me what I owed 'em.
Friday, April 30, 2010
My Last Quad-Venti Mocha
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you: my last quad-shot venti mocha. I have never -- and will never again -- pay $5.50 for a coffee. I don't care HOW many shots are in it, or what exotic wild animal pooped out the coffee beans.
At these prices, they should install defibrillators in the stores. I almost had a heart attack when they told me what I owed 'em.
At these prices, they should install defibrillators in the stores. I almost had a heart attack when they told me what I owed 'em.
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do you have a personalized starbucks card??
i love you.
I CANNOT. BELIEVE. IT. You're gonna have to find yourself a cheaper jolt, my friend.
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