Showing posts with label open up a vein why dontcha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label open up a vein why dontcha. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

My Last Quad-Venti Mocha

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you: my last quad-shot venti mocha. I have never -- and will never again -- pay $5.50 for a coffee. I don't care HOW many shots are in it, or what exotic wild animal pooped out the coffee beans.

At these prices, they should install defibrillators in the stores. I almost had a heart attack when they told me what I owed 'em.